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Dave Schlenker: Game-changing emails for cold feet and fireballs.

“Somebody GOAT Married” — News release: “Sunset at the Palms, an all-inclusive, adults-only resort in Negril, Jamaica, proudly announces the marriage of two of the property’s most recent hires, Betty and Royal Brown.” Yes, Betty and Royal are goats. They were married on Nov. 25 in a lovely ceremony attended by their coworkers and resort guests.

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By Dave Schlenker

January 25, 2018

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